Random
Source Code
Random
god.
chuck as all mighty powers and created the earth
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
4👍 62👎
This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.
Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
....
sawford dies
162👍 118👎
The nine parts of speech are the - noun,pronoun,verb,adverb,adjective,preposition,conjunction,interjection and Chuck Norris
Student: What's a noun?
Class teacher: A noun is anything that has weight and pwns space
Student: What's a Chuck Norris?
Class teacher: Chuck Norris is not defined by words, words are defined by Chuck Norris
4👍 63👎
A moving tank.Probably from the future.Simply cannot be destroyed.
Japan:We'd better surrender,they've got Chuck Norris!
4👍 63👎
God.
Did you see that guy, he's a Chuck Norris at video games.
4👍 63👎
it is a proven fact that chuck norris actually can hit someone in the face with a fist he hides in his beard. if he would he also could roundhouse kick someone in the face with his beard.
just because he's chuck norris..
chuck norris
4👍 64👎
A kick ass old guy, who happens to be a red head. He starred on Walker, Texas Ranger.
1:Dang, are Michael Obille and Chuck Norris the same person?
2: Naw, Michael O is clearly his alternate ego
5👍 64👎