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The opposite of cock block. Before you think to yourself "wow these guys are losers, think wow i look really good around them. these guys are cock props."
riley- "dude. isaac is a total cock block. cant get anything around him."
nick- "dude. he is so lame he makes you look pretty darn good. hes a cock prop."
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n./ Cigarette. Equivalent to sucking on a carcinogenic cock.
"Enjoy sucking on your cancer cocks!"
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when someone sneaks up behind an unsuspecting seated person, unzips their pants, and places their "man-junk" onto the shoulder of the seated party while screaming "ka-kaa!"
During our Manager Meeting this morning, I cock parroted Barry while he was going over Financials.
"I was just sitting there talking about the financials when Chris Cock Parroted me during the meeting and yelled ka-kaa! Boy was I surprised."
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a girl who lives in you closet and gives you head on command
hey guys do u wanna see my cock gnome? whats that. *claps twice* brittany then scurries out of the closet on all 4's like smeagle and swallows his cock like a jew who just got released from a concentration camp and is eating sausage. when she finished she quickly scurried back to the closet.
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The number of cocks it takes to get a mile in length. Typically about 11000 average guys or 5500 porn stars. Usually referring to the sexual history or someone who does guys, be it straight female or gay male.
That skanky hoe has hella had a mile of cock in her time. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.
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cock cluster is similar in definition to sausage fest or cock fest, a synonym really. it means that a party or event consists predominantly of male participants thus making it a cluster of males or cocks in comparison to females at the event.
Guy 1: holy shit bro, this place is a fuckin cock cluster. i'm steppin over dick with every step.
Guy 2: yeah man, lets ditch this place and go to {another bar/club name here}, i heard there's more pussy there.
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Usually a female who hounds (loves) the cock. She loves fucking, sucking, stroking and licking the cock. Taking the cock up her ass makes her feel like a kid in a candy store.
Nicole Davis is a cock hound slut!
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