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An unusually pale and lengthy turd whose appearance closely resembles a North American corn snake
After taking a quick dump, I whirled around and reflected on the appearance of my corn snake turd swimming in the toilet.
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Fucking a chick in the ass after she has consumed a large amount of corn. Then pulling out your corn covered dick, and having her eat the corn off your dick as if it was "corn on the cob".
I gave my girlfriend last night the best Nebraskan Corn Cob of all time.
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Genital Warts to the extreme where the warts cover the entire shaft of the penis giving it the look of a piece of corn on the cob. When the person with the Corn Cob decides to rape somebody, since he's not getting any with a Corn Cob, the warts all pop in a disgusting mess.
Woman 1: I found this hot guy at the bar yesterday.
Woman 2: Oooh did you sleep with him?
Woman 1: I was, but when he took off his pants, he had genital warts all over his cock.
Woman 2: Ew that guy had a Corn Cob!
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Steven he barged into the corn and bean copanys and made beijing corn and beijing beans a thing
90%Failure
10%dissapointment
tastes sooo good even the local farmer failed
Steven:*barges in
Workers:●o●!
And then beijing corn/beans was invented along with physics
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Noun.
Spam javelin. Pork sword. Meat maypole. Salami shagpipe. Turkey drumstick. Lamb length. Kebab tube. Mutton muff masher.
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using a corn filled (stiff) piece of shit as an artificial penis
After dinner she gave herself a Dixie corn muffin
A cockend with a slice of corned beef sliced into it.
Oh that was a nice bit of corned beef end!