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When girls fuck more than 1 more at a time all night long
I fucked Jared and jensen last night for 5 hours as a cowboy casanova.
Cheese eaten by real Cowboys. It is creamy and delicious, however some Cowboys like it only on Wednesdays.
Trump: hey Obama want some Cowboy Cheese?
Obama: no it's Sunday my dude I can't eat it.
Beyoncés new “country” album that includes the number one song TEXAS HOLD ‘EM. Includes features from country artists like Dolly Parton and Willie Nelson. Not as good as Renaissance but a solid 8/10 album.
Me: Have you listened to Cowboy Carter yet?
Friend: What? Beyoncé sings country now?!?!
Me: I mean she’s the queen B she can do anything…
"Sorry, I must listen to Beyonce's new album, Cowboy Carter, releasing on March 29, 2024."
Combination of a Harlem Hangover and Clevland steamer while having a potato inserted in the anus
I think I might be sick, I can't breath and when I do it smells like shit and potatoes?
Nah, you were Irish Cowboyed last night.
while fucking her from behind, cup onto her tits and say "these feel just like your sister's"
try to stay on/in for 8 seconds.
i pulled the dangerous cowboy on my gf last night. needless to say she isnt my gf anymore.