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A Cowboy on a life long never ending trail through space.
A Cowboy Space Ranger’s trail never ends, because he rides a planet.
Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position
You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!
It is a rare species of male who likes grunting, groaning, axes and horses. Someone who's part hick, part genius and a little bit of je ne sais quoi. Usually this species hails from Quebec.
Did you see that guy straddling the horse and groaning, he's such a cowboy jay!
I like him because he fixes shit in my life like a Cowboy Jay
A type of police officer. Prefers large caliber revolvers, .44 Magnum for example, over the traditional semi-automatic handguns. Also uses a thigh or drop-leg holster instead of a typical duty belt holster. May use phrases such as, "If leather were brains, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug" or "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine." A cowboy cop will usually be very "Rick Grimes-esque"
Carl Grimes- "My dad is such a cowboy cop, he even carries a Colt Python while on duty."
When you yee-haw turns into a yee-nah
Tractor Boy: Im not bothered. It a yee-nah day. ima lazy cowboy
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Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.
1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.
1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!
2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!
1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!