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When you let a girl suck on your Dak and you Zeke on her face.
After the big game Sunday I gave my girl a Dallas cowboy!
The most whinny fan base in the world, thinks it America’s team but really is the worst team in the NFL, hasn’t won a super since most of the draft picks in 2021 wasn’t born
Dallas Cowboys- whinny and bitchy
Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.
“You see that really big pile of shit?”
“You mean the Dallas Cowboys?”
“Oh sorry yeah”
Fucking ticket stealing asshole
Person 1: The Camera Man Cowboy just stole my tickets again
Person 2: That fucking sucjs
Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position
You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!
A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth
That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what