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a term used to describe somone who is silly, retarded, idiotic, etc
Stop being such a fucking crack pot and listen to the story!
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The condition of your ass crack when you haven't wiped completely and your behind is moist, causing itching or rash.
Person #1: "My ass crack is moist and itchy."
Person #2: "Sounds like a case of swamp crack."
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An adjective. Used to describe something so good that it is more than ecstasy and better than crack, it becomes the hyperbole 'ecstasy on crack'
Luke: Got the new xbox game! It's so good, it's like ecstasy on crack!
Alex: These shoes are so hot they are ecstasy on crack!
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To achieve deep penatration during sexual intercourse
"Can I crack the back tonight?"
"I got so deep last night it was like reading braille with my bell end"
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to shit violently,to shoot ass all over the seat and the bowl,to blow ass,to shit with sounds of pain.
I cracked ass last night at work!
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Name used to describe a filthy, gross or otherwise horribly defiled public restroom. A notoriously dirty workplace or office bathroom.
I'm headed to the crack whore. Send a search party if I'm not back in 20 minutes.
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Highly dysfunctional, yet powerfully addictive love relationships which cause at least one the parties involved to appear to the rest of the world as if they're on crack. Crack Love addicts often gladly indulge in the drama, while hoping that the douche bags they're committed to loving actually have it in them to one day reciprocate. The irony is that most Crack Love addicts would not know how to receive the love they allegedly seek. If the douche bags ever were to act right they would suddenly be too nice or worse, too boring.
Crack love addiction affects all sizes, shapes and genders. The common denominator is that all those afflicted exercise an unhealthy and selfish sense of hope i.e. delusion.
So many young girls think they can get sexed by a pro football athlete and make them fall in love. "You just let him get you wasted and take you back to his place to smash! And now you think he's going to fall in love? Girl, that's the crack love in you doing the talking.
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That guy keeps paying her phone bills and taking her shopping and she doesn't do shit for him. All she has to do is let him smell the pussy and he's taking out his wallet. He's in Crack Love or else he'd she isn't worth a shit.
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