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When your crush comes up to you and says “Hey, your my crush.” Then, you wake up from sleeping during class and serve lunch detention. National Crush day is April 16. Go on and hug your crush, if you want. (:
Veronica: Hey look! It’s National Crush Day
Betty: I know
Jughead: Hey Betty, national crush day huh?
Betty: Um yeah?
Jughead: Your my crush
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On October 27th, it’s confess to crush day. If you are crushing on someone, that day will be the day you tell them.
Noah: Dude, it’s confess to crush day. You have to tell her about your feelings.
You: Oh sh!t...
When you ask someone what the time is and they give you a totally incorrect answer because they've changed the time on their phone to get extra lives on Candy Crush Saga.
A: What's the time?
B: Just gone 4.
A: Huh? It's still morning, you must be on Candy Crush time!
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One who is addicted to the Facebook made famous cellphone game that is similar to bejeweled. This person sits and plays candy crush in his or her free time between tasks. All free time is consumed by playing the game and either trying to beat endless and pointless levels of little colorful candy pieces. One is classified as a addict if he or she can not function without playing the game. Also this person continuously sends out requests for lives on Facebook like the game is going out of style.
Person 1: Hey I got like 100 invites from Franie for Candy Crush.
Person 2: Yeah me too!
Person 1: This guy is ridiculous, seems like all he does is play candy crush.
Person 2: Right, this dude is a freaking candy crush addict!
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When you have deep emotions for your "best" friend and you really really want it to stop because you told them and he/she doesn't see you in that way but they continue to talk to you and flirt in a way because they know. You hurt when you see them with other people but continue to cheer them on because you love them and want nothing but the best for them. You have so many mixed emotions about the entire situation and it just keeps getting more and more complicated. Maybe you should just tell them to stop leading you on. Yeah, they're your best friend, but that doesn't give them the right to play with your emotions just because they like the attention. Or maybe you should stop being clingy and paranoid. They'll be others. Wanna be just friends? Well fine. Tell them you're just friends, if they don't like it, that's them. They need to get their priorities straight.
Girl: who do you have a crush on?
Person: my best friend...
Girl: a best friend crush huh?
Person: yeah...it sucks but I can't stop it.
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The act of crushing an animal with an object, human, etc. Often times this seen as pornographic were a man gets off on seeing an animal get crushed for pleasure. This cannot be found on the internet normally. If you are a sick fuck and you want to see this, the only place you could go to see this is the deep web.
Hey I heard Jon hates ANIMAL CRUSH PORN.
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N. The instance when you make a new friend that you want to hang out with ALL the time, only to get sick of them a few weeks later.
Girl 1-"Hey I gotta go, I have to hang out with Sydney"
Girl 2-"What happened to Trudy? I thought you guys were BFF..."
Girl 1-"Oh that was just a new friend crush, its all about Sydney now."