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Daniel T

A total retard. This guy doesn’t know anything. He’s mentally a 6 year old. He’s the fattest shit you’ve ever met and is morbidly obese. He’s condescending and quite frankly and absolute asshole.

Daniel T is the dumbest and fattest guy most people have ever met.

by Skanky the whale March 3, 2019

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Daniel Marsella

Biggest fuck boi out, gives zero fucks about your feelings. Breaks your heart so quickly, goes for any girl he sees, be careful of Daniel Marsella he will snap you heart like a twig.

Dated Daniel Marsella, worst mistake of my life.

by Hereforthetruth August 27, 2016


Daniel Parkes

A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.

Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?

I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!

I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!

by The Russler650 March 1, 2012


Daniel Ford

At 18 year old boy with long hair, who usually has his hood up to cover his baldness at the back of his head. He is attracted to girls with the name starting with I. Most Daniel Fords like to live in Caravans which people mistake for him being a gypsy. He is a nice lad, with a sweet heart and sweaty toe nails. He likes being in bands playing the trumpet with his mouth.
Most Daniel Ford's like to go swimming with their amazingly attractive college friends; Daniel Ford can sometimes get jealous of how good looking his friends are.

This is right, issssss ittttt? Am I rite?

Cya

Daniel Ford likes going to bed

Daniel Ford is in a band

Lets all be like Daniel Ford

Daniel Ford says is it?

Daniel Ford says Am I rite?

Daniel Ford Cya

by Joshua Waldron February 3, 2014


Daniel Stern

The actor who plays the taller of the two robbers in Home Alone

Who is that tall robber in Home Alone?
It is Marv, Played by Daniel Stern.

by Lio messi legend March 24, 2021


daniel barrett

yo big dick?

Daniel: *sees phone number for big dick*
Daniel: yo big dick?
Daniel Barrett has big dick energy.

by Markyus Detorit February 19, 2021

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Daniel Shaw

The biggest buttmunch you'll ever meet, but in a good way. Gets along with dogs since he has so much hair on his face. But his chinstraps make him look WAY older and better than some clean baby face.
One of the biggest sweethearts you'll ever meet and you should meet this dude. He's really worth the wait, and amazing I must say. A cuddle monster and likes to eat ALOT. Extremely shy but its adorable to see him blush and smile. Any girl would be lucky to have him, but hes already taken (:

Girl 1: Who is that guy !?!?!
Girl 2: Oh,thats Daniel Shaw ,hes a buttmunch

by Mygrandmaeatsyourbabys September 25, 2011