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When a piece of lint is stuck to your dick and you don't notice until you are peeing and it shoots in 3 directions
I went to go piss and I had lint dick now I made a mess in the bathroom and also on my jeans.
Someome that is constantly acting like an asshole when unnecessary.
Me: you look nice today
Them: you don't, have you ever heard of a hair brush
Me: ugh you are being a dick
when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter
my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store
used to describe an incredibly awful smell.
Ewww....jesus....that fucking stinks.....it smells like....it smells like bigfoot's dick!
Although it is clearly a homosexual act, there are those who consider it the ultimate extreme of male bonding.
A Dick Fight is basically when 2 men stand in front of each other naked. Both men put their dicks together and begin rubbing(grinding) their dicks against each other.
The man that cum's first is declared the loser while the man who didn't cum is declared the winner and the owner of the stronger dick.
If both men cum at the same time it is declated a draw.
Brian and Mike Dick Fight 2 or 3 times a day but neither of them ever win. Its always a draw
A man who punchs his own dick in the belief that it will make it strong and virile, and also to assert dominance over ones own dick and to teach it who is boss.
The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.
Dude 1: Hey, WTF is Sam doing over there?
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows