CHD (Chronic Hand Disease)

it is when a guy decides he doesn't want to text you or call you, yet he calls and texts everyone else who isn't important this can pertain to woman as well. Usually these people are on some level of the Heffadonkis spectrum. They usually know you want to hear from them and you care and deliberately ignores you and does not call you or try to contact you like their is something wrong with their fingers.

Why didn't you call me last night? I was waiting and you said you were going to call me back. I was talking to my friend Patrice and then I didn't feel like it. What did you do after that? I went on facebook. You know that just shows you got CHD (Chronic Hand Disease)!

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socially transmitted disease

when someone blogs, tweets, status updates something that brings the viewer/reader out in a rash.

Blogger/Tweeter/Facebooker/G+er:
I used a gantt chart and allocated resource schedules to fit project task man-hours around the day-job.

Reader/Follower/Friend/G+er:
I came out in a rash reading that... thanks for the STD... (Socially Transmitted Disease).

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stick up ass disease

someone being a major bitch constantly so people think they always have a stick up their ass

I think my boos has a case of stick up ass disease

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maple syrup urine disease

So like basically when ur pee smells like maple syrup. Kinda cool ig. Does it also taste like maple syrup?

Person1: you why tf does it smell like maypole syrup.😈
Person2: I plead the 5th
Person1: oh ok. Thought u had maple syrup urine disease for a second.
Person2: why would u assume such outrages assumption! (Blushes nervously)

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National Dj disease Day

On April 12 we celebrate the people who have not gotten the Dj disease

The meaning of national Dj disease day is anus.

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hyper internet fail disease

A disease many people have caught, in which someone posts something online, such as youtube, which they beleive the post is badass, only to find that everyone hated the post and goes online and does the SAME shit and fails again.

My freind suffers from hyper internet fail disease. Everyone hates her shitty posts.

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T.S.D. (Too smart Disease)

Caused by overworking the Central nervous system of the brain. Eventually certain parts of the body start to shut down, usually starting with the left foot and working its way up the body. Although T.S.D. is very rare, there have been 37 recorded deaths.

Stephen Hawkings is the most well known person who suffers from T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) Another well know case was Franklin Roosevelt

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