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Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.
Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.
A subset of PTSD that directly affects former employees of ID.me.
Symptoms Include:
-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior
Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.
An Individual or group of individuals displaying motivations for their behaviors solely based on the acquisition of resources in the most efficient and corporate based manner. What is profitable and 'good for the company' is a metaphor that drives their entire life outlook and moral/social philosophy.
"I swear Tony would sell his own children for the right price, I wonder if he has any emotions at all." "yeah, That new corporate job has given him cost affective disorder"
When you have a small or under average foot and the reason for his is to wait her nibble off the ends or to tape the toes dumbass girls do this for attention.
Justin: ur feet are tiny u ugly hoe
Waverly: omg thanks I just bit the back part off *blushes*
Justin: u have problems u ugly whore
Waverly : I know heheh
Justin : u have Small foot disorder
When someone feels the need to be an asshole for no apparent reason and just enjoys putting other people down. If you are suffering from this you probably ask stupid questions and get mad when someone asks you to do anything that will make their lives a bit easier.
"That person is so mean for no reason."
"I think they have Colussi Disorder!"