douche ass

A person who has qualities of a jackass and a douche bag. Potentially the worst combination of qualities ever

That guy almost crashed into me after he ran a red light then flipped me off like it was somehow my fault... what a douche ass

Douche Whistle

n: a person who is saying nothing of worth; wasting air.

n: the sound a douche makes upon emptying. see above definition.

"He's always talking but saying nothing. That guy is a complete douche whistle."

douche wagon

to enter ones penis in to a pumpkin

I put the pumkin in the microwave so when I douche wagoned it it was warm in sticky just like a real goat.

Sports Douche

An individual that goes WAY beyond simply being a fan. This individual would rather dress up in their team colors, ignore the hot babe they are with and yell at the tv about the stupidity of the refs/coaches/players every call. They feel each play should have resulted in a touchdown and honestly can't believe it didn't. These individuals are often found sitting next to you at the bar and force you to root against their team, even if it is your team also.

Sports Douche: "Why the hell did the running back run up the middle??? Couldn't he see the hole clog up before he got to it? They should have called a pass on the play! It would have been an easy 6!!"

Girlfriend (thinking to herself): Why am I with this Sports Douche? He can't even see I'm not wearing a bra! Doesn't surprise me, he couldn't even see that both receivers were double covered with the safety over the top. Clearly they had to run the ball and the defense was just that good on that play. Idiot... Hmm, who's that guy over there...???

douche-cunt

a combination of the two insults douche and cunt, it is hyphinated and is a pretty badass insult if you ask me

d00d your being a total douche-cunt.

Douche fag

When Douche bag isnt bad enough of an insult and you really hate

Wow that kid is a Douche Fag, did you see that

douche nazi

A person who insist that their vagina must be clean, by any extant.

Austin being the total douche nazi, insisted everyone waits for him to clean his vagina out before we could go out to eat.