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a russian who is a complete asshole. see also douche.
"hey you wanna go out tonight?"
"no thank you i rather be eric douche and hit on internet girls."
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A name/title usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.
1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche-Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.
2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche-Baggins.
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n: a person who is saying nothing of worth; wasting air.
n: the sound a douche makes upon emptying. see above definition.
"He's always talking but saying nothing. That guy is a complete douche whistle."
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to enter ones penis in to a pumpkin
I put the pumkin in the microwave so when I douche wagoned it it was warm in sticky just like a real goat.
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An individual that goes WAY beyond simply being a fan. This individual would rather dress up in their team colors, ignore the hot babe they are with and yell at the tv about the stupidity of the refs/coaches/players every call. They feel each play should have resulted in a touchdown and honestly can't believe it didn't. These individuals are often found sitting next to you at the bar and force you to root against their team, even if it is your team also.
Sports Douche: "Why the hell did the running back run up the middle??? Couldn't he see the hole clog up before he got to it? They should have called a pass on the play! It would have been an easy 6!!"
Girlfriend (thinking to herself): Why am I with this Sports Douche? He can't even see I'm not wearing a bra! Doesn't surprise me, he couldn't even see that both receivers were double covered with the safety over the top. Clearly they had to run the ball and the defense was just that good on that play. Idiot... Hmm, who's that guy over there...???
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a combination of the two insults douche and cunt, it is hyphinated and is a pretty badass insult if you ask me
d00d your being a total douche-cunt.
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When Douche bag isnt bad enough of an insult and you really hate
Wow that kid is a Douche Fag, did you see that
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