e-drunk

1. A person who usually drinks while he/she is online. It becomes noticeable when the person is IMing other people.

Wikali: I'm so e-drunk right now I could fuck you!
SuperJerk: No way, man! She wants to fuck me!
SuperJerk: Are you for real?
Wikali: Do I know you?

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LACY drunk

1. verb- When one gets extremely drunk and makes a fool of themself, and wakes up in the morning still WASTED maybe with a few minor or major injuries.

Andrea: "Hey Shelby, what did you do last night?"
Shelby: "Oh, man, I got LACY drunk. Check out these bruises."
Andrea: "How did you get them?"
Shelby: "I have no idea."

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dick drunk

Dicking a female down till she just black out,fall alseep,or can't move no more while you still fucking them.

That bitch Keisha...Dude I got her so dick drunk last night she wants me to come back tonight again...

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re-drunk

After you've stopped drinking for a bit and sober up, you drink more until your hammered again

Guy 1:I stopped drinking around 1. About 2:30 I sobered up, so I drank more and got re-drunk.

Guy 2: I know, I was there with you.

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Banana Drunk

Getting so drunk that you pass out on the way to and at every party you go to. Clues that you have been banana drunk include stained torn clothing filled with sand, waking up in a banana costume with an empty syrup bottle on your head, and having your friends explain what happened the previous night.

Well, we must have got banana drunk last night.

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JP drunk

Achieving a state of inebriation that almost causes you to lose all of your friends in one night. Symptoms include slurred political tirades, kicking Gillian in the ribs, denying that you're drunk, denying that you're "kind of a bro", yelling "no! no! no! no!" for no apparent reason, and macking on lesbians.

"Yeah, I was JP drunk last night."
"Yeah, you talked about how you wanted to bang Ellen Degeneres and then you kicked a baby in the face."

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god was drunk

the reverse of "god's will" -god passed out somewhere, (heating grate?) barely able to speak

where was god during 9-11? -answer: god was drunk!!

god was drunk when katrina came around!!

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