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When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.
Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.
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A person who's existence is so annoying to you that you must define them by using a word that's as ridiculous as their presence on Earth.
Mr. Brady is such a flumple-dump, his father should have pulled out.
Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.
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When you're so stressed out/pissed off that your body instantaneously voids everything that was in it. Solids, liquids, and if you're lucky maybe even a little foam. They're sudden, scary, and smell like hot death.
Arguing with the ex about the kids caused me to stress dump.
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The act of bumping into one's car and just leaving like an asshole.
Joshua is known for being one to Bump and Dump, that's why no one likes him around.
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An offensive strategy in which a team shoots (or "dumps") the puck into the attacking zone and aggressively pursues it in hopes of retrieving possession and setting up a scoring chance. Most effective for teams with enough speed and size to force opposing defensemen off the puck. The strategy is often disparaged by broadcasters as lacking in creativity or entertainment value.
The Huskies rely on Dump and Chase but fail to perform it correctly
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When one takes a poo so large that the tip of the poo pokes out of the water's surface, creating a dump island.
Dude: Bro, I just took a huge dump!
Bro: Did it poke out of the water?
Dude: Yeah man, it was definitely a dump island!
Bro: Sweet.
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when ya take a shit so big, it feels like a maori crawled out of ya bum hole
dude: "bro i just took a steamy hori dump"
dude2: "i hope it hurt bro"
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