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A fairy who steals your milk in your sleep. Later to be returned with a special gift.
"My milk is missing!" "The milk jug fairy must have made a visit"
One who frequently gives unsolicited compliments, usually (though, not necessarily) indicating their romantic interest.
He mentioned three times how much he liked my hair. He was being a compliment fairy.
A discerning young lady who, due to her fondness and/addiction to crack (the pipe), is willing to perform certain acts of personal debasement with a view to obtaining money and/or crack.
You can bend that bitch over and nut in her if you got rock. She’ll probably suck you off for a $20. She’s a total Pipe Fairy.
giving off the sense of being preoccupied, dreaming, or delusional.
While explaining a complex math problem, Sarah noticed her classmate doodling on his notebook, muttering to himself. "Are you even listening?" she asked. "A bit," he mumbled back, clearly away with the fairies.
the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.
Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"
Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."
Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"
Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"
An Anal fairy is someone that is acting idiotically and stuck up. They don't know when to shut their mouth.
Juliet: Ugh, look at Verónica.
Dakota: I know right! She looks like a total Anal fairy