Hasbro Family Game Night

A family (consisting of 4 or more people) having a routine 'game night' where rock paper scissors is used to decide the winner. The winner gets to choose a family member and brutally fuck them until A: Their asshole prolapses or B: An Alabama Hotpocket is performed. If neither of these outcomes happens within 20 minutes, the remaining family members will join in and re-enact 'The Aristocrats' to full detail.

Sorry, babe, I can't go out this weekend. I'm going over to Hawaii for a family reunion, my dad found this cool game called Hasbro Family Game Night.

kingston family beanbag race

We’re you wear your best vans and flyest khakis to the back of Louise van and party like it’s 1969 and dab with the fam squad

Ur gay lol Kingston family beanbag race

Ur whole family homoerectus

The worst insult ever to exist ever in the history of the world, worst than “Ur Mom gay and Ur dad Lesbian” combined anyone you use it against dies instantly and their whole family is dishonored.

Brad: “Ur Mom gay lol”

Ryan: “Ur whole family homoerectus

Brad” *dies and gets banished to the shadow realm*

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Uncle Dad And The Family Secret

A punk,rock,ska band out of Killington Vermont .
Check them out on Myspace.com/uncledad

Did you hear the band Uncle Dad and the family secret the other night ya there kick ass

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Ur Family Tree LGBT

The imortal god of “ur” jokes

WARNING DO NOT ISE LIGHTLY

AFFESTS THE INNER MOST SOUL!!! If some one survives they will have major PTSD

Joe: u smell like butt

Jim: no u

Joe: ur mom gay
Jim: ur sister a mister

Joe: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT

*Jim dies of eternal suffering and herpes and other stds, face implodes with the rest of his body

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your family tree lgbt

the insult to end all insults, it destroys the targets entire family, all at once. use with caution, as it is extremely powerful. the entire targets family is now officially ruined.

frank: you mom large gay
bob: your family tree lgbt
frank: nothing happens because reality is ripped to shreds due to the extreme power of the roast.

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Wendy's Family Size Chili

A Wendy's Family Size Chili is when a male eats an entire family sized container of chili from Wendy's and proceeds to butt fuck a female. Some time during inter-anal activities, the male removes his member from her glutial divide and vomits the entirety of the family sized Wendy's chili onto her ass. He then proceeds to re-insert his genitalia into her vaginal canal, to completion, thus attempting to make a family.

Tyler totally did the Wendy's Family Size Chili to his sister!
Hey Patch wanna do a Wendy's Family Size Chili later?

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