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When a female vows to go without sex for the whole month of January. Usually a New Years resolution.
I’ve set up a go fund me page as I’m
attempting dry fan Jan. Please donate if you can!
Patrick stump fan: is always socially awkward when it comes to every thing, is confused when people say Pete Wentz is their celebrity heartthrob when patrickbis clearly a little marshmallow to them. They love the album soul punk and knows exactly what Patrick is saying in sugar we're going down and this ain't a scene it's an arms race
Patrick stump fan: I love Patrick stump so much he's my little marshmallow
Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?
Patrick stump fan: *head turns slowly* Excuse me?! Pete wentz is the bassist, Patrick stump is the lead singer and if you think he's not a tiny marshmallow of cuteness you're dead to me
Pete wentz fan: *slowly backs away*
1. Take a poop.
2. Take a really stinky poop, one that may perhaps break the bathroom fan.
3. Leave a really stinky fart. One that clears out a room.
3. Funny way to describe the act of taking a poop or farting to your significant other without actually saying 'take a poop' or 'fart.'
(Someone enters a recently used bathroom)- WOAH! Someone blew out the fans in here!
My stomach hurts. I think I need to go blow out the fans.
The dog just blew out the fan.
Me: I just blew out the fan in the bathroom.
You: Did you spray?
landyn is brookes biggest fan !! <3
me: i am brookes biggest fan
When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.
Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!
both are characters from inanimate insanity , my otp
fan and test tube are my otp
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Some 16 year old suburban white kid who thinks he's a gangster, but is really a soft ass wannabe that lives off his parents. Also someone who's probably never done anything gangster in their entire life. Most likely smokes weed to pretend to be cool.
Typical Lil Wayne Fan: Yo dawg, I'm gonna borrow my mom's minivan and ride out to that new Lil Wayne album, but I gotta be back at 7:00 for dinner or my mom will be pissed, where da weed at yo
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