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a person who lacks courage in facing danger, difficulty, opposition, pain, etc.
man, that was some fight.
what are you talking about?! as soon as fists started flying you were out of there faster than a french soldier.
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Fill an ice tray with mostly milk, except a few of them must be filled with semen. Sit in a circle and pass around the "milk" on toothpicks. One of your friends will be gay before the night ends.
"Damn man, I had no fuckin' clue we were playin' French Roulette at that party last night"
"What happened?"
"I lost.."
"Hahahhaha, you faggot!"
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Failure at its best. The epitome of what it is to be a vagina, pussy, sally, nancy, sissy, fairy, prissy, a bitch, a nancy, a ninny, a little girl or otherwise frenchman partaking in battle. They are spineless cowards who suck at everything except running off like little bitches. France: INVINCIBLE in peace, INVISIBLE in war.
Jean-Pierre: Huh-huh-huh (in gay French voice) Hey, remember that time when my home country, France, won a military victory all by themselves?
Me: Nope, I have no recollection. Last I checked, France was full of a bunch fucking bitches, who lack the male phallus and contain too much estrogen to even be considered a 'male'. It is a mistake to think that there is such thing as a real Man from France. In fact, many consider the french, as a whole, to be of the female gender because of the surplus of hairy armpitted females in the country. In other words, I hate France. Until they can fight for themselves, they should probably come to our aid once in awhile because when THEY need OUR help someday, I pray that we turn our backs. Fuck France. The word French Victory does not exist. Sorry.
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When a man attempts to appear to have female genitalia by tucking his junk behind his thighs or in his crack.
My favorite part in <i>Ace Ventura: Pet Detective</i> was when they lifted up the skirt on the lady and it turned out to be a guy doing a french tuck. It looked like a nasty case of hemorrhoids.
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Fellating someone while wearing bright red lipstick.
My dick is red from the french polishing I got.
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A sexual act involving elderly breasts that resemble the popular French breakfast food known as Crêpes. This must include fruit of some kind such as Strawberries, Blueberries, ect. The fruit can be fresh or canned.
Hey your grandma had me over last night, things got a little crazy, and the next morning I was greeted with a nicely arranged French Breakfast.
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Rush Limbaugh's epithet for the ineffable Sen. John Kerry. Sod the Frogs!
The French-looking John Kerry and the Breck Girl were neck-and-neck in Iowa.
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