home away from home

place where you hang out like it’s your second home

“ where is Bob?”

“he’s at his home away from home”

Carl from Jimmy Neutron

I don't think I've ever seen a more intimidating foe, the ground trembles before him. If he wants you, he will find you. Even god couldn't escape.

Person 1: Man its a nice day today
*Carl emerges from nearby volcano*
Person 2: What is tha-
*Person 2's sentence cut off short by the entire planet collapsing into itself and the screams of every human as they die a horrible death*

Carl from Jimmy Neutron

carson brown from dsst

Carson brown from dsst gets to many bitches!!!!!!
He is the most loyal boy friend!!!!
carson has a masive shlong

and has a thing for guys.

especialy guys named logan

-cailtin pls tale him back sempi uwu

carson brown from dsst, save some bitches for the rest of us!

Departure from gate two

When you're in a rush to catch a flight at gate 37b but you need to make dash for the toilet.

"Honey, I know we may miss our flight, but please hold my luggage, it's the last call for a departure from gate two."

Oust Gaddafi From Libya

Taking a particularly hard crap when severely constipated.

GUY 1: Hey, you up for watching the game in 10 minutes?
GUY 2: Nah, man. I gotta go try to oust Gaddafi from Libya first.
GUY 1: Ouch, sorry. Good luck with that.

built from the ground up

Fine. Stacked. Look good.

Girl, you are built from the ground up..

Bryant lay from 6h

A fake weeb who likes to flex his cheap ass discord nitro and pretends to be a know it all.

What a fucking bryant lay from 6h