Goat Fucker

1. Any "country boy" that tucks his jeans into his boots to look cool

2. Any guy/girl that dresses and acts country but only does so for attention or attraction

3. A fake country boy/girl

Austin: "Look at Logan with his pants tucked into his boots!"

Jake: "Yea, that Goat Fucker!"

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Cotton Fucker

A girl who is on her period.

You're just acting like a cotton fucker.

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belbow fucker.

To masturbate with ones elbows, this may be shared as a fetish, and practised upon ones friend.

Man Gordon is a belbow fucker for sure.
Wow, i bet that guy gives a good belbow.

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Klingon Fucker

Someone Who Likes To Fuck Klingons In The Face

Random Person : Oh Em Geeee Did You Hear About Ruby??

Random Person #2 : Yeaaahh!!! Shes Like The Cheapest Klingon Fucker In The Universe

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fear-fucker

A person, usually female, who uses sex as a means to justify their existence. The result being a temporary alleviation of the fear of invisibility.
Sexual bulimia

"It's not that Jenny is a slut, per se, she's a FEARFUCKER. She thinks that getting reamed by any stranger qualifies her as a 'Hottie'"

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mother fucker

A person with an unnaturally close relationship with the female half of their parentage.

You sir, are a mother fucker.

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summer fucker

that special breed of upper-crust wealthy folk who vacation in their other homes only when the weather is nice.

Steve: "Hey bob, why do you plow and keep care of that yard next to yours?"
Bob: "My neighbor lives in Chicago and only comes to his home here in Michigan when its warm outside. I take care of his yard and keep an eye out for his place, and well... he acts like a nice guy."
Steve: "Does he let you swim in his pool?"
Bob: "no, but he has a few cookouts a year..."
Steve: "what a summer fucker."
Bob: "yea..."

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