hammed out

Synonym for hammered; shit-faced; wasted; shvasted; shmammered; shlammered; shmasted; fucked out; too drunk to operate; past the point of coherence

That girl is so hammed out she wouldn't know if I were Brad Pitt or some ugly ass motherfucker......I'm goin in (<---if you're a creepy ass mofo or have 0-no morals)

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J-Ham

Often underestimated.

A diaper sniper of sorts.

Tag along boyfriend
One who never leaves his girlfriends side

Derek: Hey Joe, you wanna go hang with the guys tonight?

Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.

Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham

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piggy ham

The female genitalia.

"I'm going to go out tonight, get drunk, and score me some piggy ham!"

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thin sliced ham

Tight vagina
synonyms: tight
antonyms: see roastbeefer

that chick was so tight she was almost the thin sliced ham

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California Ham Hawk

When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.

I California Ham Hawked a girl in the mall bathroom last night.

rotten ham wallet

When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.

Holden and Sandra were having sex

when there was a rotten ham wallet.

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Dirty Ham Slapper

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.

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