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1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection
Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened
sad n-word hours but for lonely, annoying white people to name their Spotify playlists after
a game in which a half-naked man in a cauldron attempts to climb a mountain with a hammer; getting over it.
He was playing hammer on the rock game in class
The jack hammer onomatopoeia goes like "Ratatatata"
A weapon of mass destruction causing the wielder to have immense amount of energy and rage, inflicting enormous damage to the unlucky target.
Never mess with someone with a Sludge Hammer NEVER!
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the deadliest man that will ever report the news on your television. The only man in the world that likes killing more than Joran Van Der Sloot.
When Jeffrey dahmer's cell mate was asked why he killed dahmer, he replied," Because Chuck the Kraut Hammer told me to in my dreams".
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