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What has 2 legs and bleeds? is a conversation between ghost and soap. In mw2 how do you want me to explain ths further
The WORST insult ever made from man, can ACTUALLY KILL GOD HIMSELF AND THE PERSON'S WHOLE FAMILY.
DO.NOT.USE
Person#1: ur mum gay
Person#2: ur dad lesbian
Person#1: ur gramp a tramp
Person#2: ur family tree lgbt
Person#1:ur uncy funky
Person#2: U know what!!!!?
Person#1: What?
Person#2: UR POPS HAS NO HOPS!!!
Person#1: *dies* *family dies* *God Himself dies*
To wander aimlessly, obliviously, and/or vapidly around, generally doing things that a Ha Ramster does.
Ha Ram was Ha Raming around the living room unaware of the fact that her "missing" laundry was right in front of her.
A comment typed by frustrated redditors when their posts aren't hitting r/all on a daily basis, so they complain about low-quality posts, reposts, and what have you in order to guilt trip everyone else.
"Another repost; this sub has gone to shit. What happened to original, high-quality content? This is why I hate redditors." -redditors
Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.
"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"
It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.
1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.
2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.
3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.
In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.
WARNING:
I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:
Are you in a committed long-term relationship?
Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?
Is your partner on birth control?
Do you trust your partner?
Does your partner trust you?
If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!
James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."
Tom: "Good for you, James!"
James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."
Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"
James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"
Tom: "James, you know what they say?"
Both: "True love has no glove!"