Rural Dictionary

I have an assignment due

Stop procrastinating, unlike me. I should probably do work but actually, it's due in 3 days. I have to rewrite my introduction and first body paragraph because I don't like them. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I am bored. I don't know what to write. Well, I know what to write for this definition, but not my essay.

I have an assignment due.
Good for you so do I.
Go do your work now.

I should also probably do that.

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020

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let's have a toast for the flowers

When you find your partner with another person on your anniversary, simply you find them cheating on you.

He walks into the house with random flowers to see his wife with his best friend, rather than lose control he goes to a bar.

""Let's have a toast for the flowers" he lifts his glass to the flowers in pity.

by Khalisse August 2, 2017

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How the turntables have turned

“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z

Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.

Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father

Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU

Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards

by FeatherinThemJeans October 13, 2021

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I'm Never Having a Daughter

The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.

These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.

Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"

by flinnyfloo February 25, 2020

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