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The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
The sexual act of tricking your girl into closing her eyes long enough for you to put the hook from your fishing pole through her pussy piercing. Bonus point for yelling, “Fish On” or “This is a big one”.
If she got a pussy piercing, you need to hook line and sink her.
Fingerbanging your girl then shoving the fingers up her nose.
I was baiting the hook with my girl last night. She was pissed.
When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.
“Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”
One of Japanese and Polish origin who possesses the defining quality of both races: IE a hook nose and slanted eyes.
Because Johnny's nose is so fucking huse, and he cant see when he smiles, he is a hook-slant...
(n) 1. A process in which a Hispanic male proceeds to stick his finger into the mouth of a sleeping white girl.
Guy 1: "Did he end up banging that one girl last night?"
Guy 2: "No, but I heard he gave her the Dominican Hook"
Guy 1: "Nice..."
optimum heat.
A hot, enclosed oven, in which the duck hangs from hooks and cooks by radiant heat, is ideal.