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mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.

John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!

by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010

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Paint your ears

When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better.

It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.

β€œIf you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears.” Or, β€œI don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.”
paint ears paint your ears ears paint ears paint paint your your ears

by GMoneyGrill June 3, 2016

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big hoop earrings

Big hoop earring mean that the woman likes black men. And the bigger the earrings the more likely they enjoy anal sex.

(White guy says) --Man yo, look at that bitch she's lookin good as hell dog. Aw man look at those big hoop earrings she's not interested in us.

by Woodwork October 6, 2015

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Cat Ears

A tall emo/scene girl from Halesowen who wears a variety of cat ears

Person: have you seen cat ears today?
Person 2: yh yh she’s in block 7, the fucking greeb.

by I'm not o fucking Kay February 6, 2018

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bloody ear

The vagina of a woman who is menstrating.

As her labia was spread apart, he found what appeared to be a bloody ear, and instantly knew she was on the rag.... But he ate it anyways.

by Fuckin' Sean July 21, 2006

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give the third ear

(verb) to have a polite conversation with someone who is trying very hard to socialize with you

when a person with asperger's syndrome tries to talk to you about his interests, you will most likely give the third ear

when a woman is afraid to be a bitch, she will give a guy the third ear

by Vitaman J May 13, 2011

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one eared dog

A loser with no social skills , an underachiever that,s going nowhere. a person thats so fucked up there is no help now or ever.A person even the best talking doctor can,t help.

Rich dragged another one eared dog to the party last week.

by rexcars May 27, 2009

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