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Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up
My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning
When you wrap your dick in Rice and seaweed in the morning and make your girlfriend eat it.
Ex: "Hey Brad! Ever since this morning I've felt like an oriental chef!"
"Why? You eat Japanese?"
"Nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi."
The feeling you get when you can’t straighten your arms in the morning. Usually after prolonged sleep and unusual dreams.
Fam, pass me the coffee? No sorry I can’t reach I’ve got morning elbows
Something that if companies had, would make them unimaginably more successful. - James Marshall
"imagine how much more successful companies would be if they had a Daily Morning Power Call" - James Marshall
The female equivalent of morning wood, i.e. When the clitoris becomes stimulated in the morning.
I woke up with the biggest case of morning pebble, after my dream last night
When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.
"My diet results in morning water everyday"
When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.
I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.