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Internet Cajones

To have a high amount of courage behind a computer screen (or over the internet in general) that would otherwise not be followed up or said in person. Such occurrences can include insults and arguments in general. Not being able to follow up to threats previously made online in a real life scenario also apply. Also see: internet balls

A: You are such an idiot, I hate you.
B: Why don't you come here and say that to my face?
A: Make me.
B: Clearly you have a strong case of "Internet Cajones"

by Roger_5000 May 14, 2012

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Internet Prostitute

Getting naked, making videos, posting pictures and teasers of those videos and asking everyone to go on YouTube/ dedicated apps to check it out.

Poonam Pandey is an Internet Prostitute.

by God of Dandy June 5, 2019

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Internet Awkward

An impossible anomaly where someone comments, posts, responds, etc. with an uninteresting/odd comment. Considered impossible because conversations should only be awkward in reality, where someone can walk away. Very few people can create such odd occurrences. Those who can are usualy douche-bags.

"I saw that new movie"
"so what?"
"Wow dude, you're even internet awkward."

by Mr. Man McMannyson May 11, 2010

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Internet Diagnosing

The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.

Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."

Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"

Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."

Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"

by mel268 July 6, 2010

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the internet in 1969

Well, the internet in 1969, you may ask... well, here's a story. By December 5, 1969, a 4-node network was connected by adding the University of Utah and the University of California, Santa Barbara. Building on ideas developed in ALOHAnet, the ARPANET grew rapidly. ... The early ARPANET used the Network Control Program (NCP, sometimes Network Control Protocol) rather than TCP/IP.

Well, let's go to the past to the internet in 1969.

by MiyamotoFanatic2009 November 18, 2017

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internet shooter

A person thats think that they are something but thay aint shit

-That guy rapping bout all the guns he have and how he kill you
-Nah man he aint done shit he is an internet shooter

by mhblock December 20, 2017

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Internet Retardation

A state in which influencers/idiots succumbed to doing retarded and thoughtless act to get famous over social media. Many so called β€œinfluencers” have been injured by this.

Logan Paul has made fun of a suicide man hanging on a tree and has become an Internet Retardation.

by January 7, 2021

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