ironed

To destroy, as in an act of war where a building is shelled or bombed.

"The Assad regime ironed Homs"

Ironed

To turn someone from homosexual to straight

1.Yo heard you been messing around with that lesbian how's that going?
2. Let's just say she's been "ironed"
1.Whats that mean?
2. I made her straight.

Heated Iron Weapons

Used by the Starlight Kingdom, these tools can almost break through saturated stardust metal. They sear through many substances at temperatures around 1073°K while also having a hardness of 6 N/mm².

These heated iron weapons really can kill.

ironing sheets

i·ron·ing Pronunciation Key ahy-er-ning shēts
Verb

1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.

2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.

3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.

T Flava: dawg, where were you at last night?
Damion: Ironing sheets all night.
T Flava: Yuuup

Gridly Iron

The proper spelling of the word Griddler.

Thats sir is a nice Griddler. You sir are a dumbass the gramaticly correct term is Gridly Iron,

office 2 iron

another good guy to be or good to have on your team, he can often deliver in tight or hairy situations, he'll make the call, the decision, the play tht others shy away from cause they are shitless. He doesn't waiver, doesn't bull-shit, says it like it is, a real straight-shooter.

Jackson: I can't believe Jones got away with that from Miller.
Murphy: that's because Miller knows that Jones is the office 2 iron, anybody else would have got fired on the spot for making that comment.

Aaron earned an iron urn

the phrase that people from Baltimore can't say

Person 1: say "Aaron earned an iron urn"
Baltimore person: arn ernd an arn ern