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When she jerks you off and give you a high give
I was getting a handy and she gave me a high five in the middle of it.
Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.
A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!
that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also
after cumming i saw a mother and son fucking and felt jerk off guilt
Just Jerk July is a challange for the boys, where you have to jerk of before you use the toilet in any way!
rules:
-if you use the toilet for anything at all, no matter what it is, you have to jerk of!
-you only have one chance, if you forget, or just don't jerk of, Your out!
FOLLOW THE RULES OF JUST JERK JULY!
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When someone gives you a hard handjob while looking at you dead in the eye or stareing at you the whole time during the handjob.
Dude she stare n jerked me all night.
That Sucks.
The Game of Thrones Jerk. The phenomena where after watching game of thrones you inherently have the need to beat your meat.
Bro last night after I binge watched my favorite show I hit the meanest game of thrones jerk.
1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up