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that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also
after cumming i saw a mother and son fucking and felt jerk off guilt
Just Jerk July is a challange for the boys, where you have to jerk of before you use the toilet in any way!
rules:
-if you use the toilet for anything at all, no matter what it is, you have to jerk of!
-you only have one chance, if you forget, or just don't jerk of, Your out!
FOLLOW THE RULES OF JUST JERK JULY!
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When someone gives you a hard handjob while looking at you dead in the eye or stareing at you the whole time during the handjob.
Dude she stare n jerked me all night.
That Sucks.
The Game of Thrones Jerk. The phenomena where after watching game of thrones you inherently have the need to beat your meat.
Bro last night after I binge watched my favorite show I hit the meanest game of thrones jerk.
When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”
When she jerks you off and give you a high give
I was getting a handy and she gave me a high five in the middle of it.
Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.
An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.
Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.
New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!