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Person 1: whats your religion?
Person 2: John Mulaney
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The alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, a 1/2 ice tea 1/2 lemonade drink. The John Daly is the same, with your favorite vodka poured heavy. Named after the often challenged, alcohol-loving pro golfer.
There's the waitress. What do you want to drink, an Arnold Palmer?
Nope- it's Friday, and we can leave work early- if we even go back . Let's have a John Daly or two and see if we can cop a buzz...
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A talented American actor who portrayed Jack Tripper in Three's Company and Paul Hennessy in 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter. He was born on the 17th September 1948 and died on 11th September 2003 of an aortic dissection. Will be forever remembered
RIP John Ritter 1948-2003
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John Mayer it!
A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.
Them: "Man, I don't think anyone likes this song I wrote."
You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."
Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."
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1. A dinner john is a man (or woman) who is lacking in looks, personality, or the ability to understand that sexual favors can not be purchased with one or more dinners with a dinner whore.
2. A dinner john is a man who buys dinner for a dinner whore who is hoping to raise his sexual market value SMV by being seen in public with an attractive, charming woman (or man).
3. A dinner john is someone who is too gutless to visit a prostitute because he can't seem to get laid and is tired of jacking off. He wants to get laid and tries to do so through buying dinner for a woman -- any woman -- who will go out with him.
1. The dinner john had invested at least $1,000 on dinners over the past six months on Sally, the dinner whore, but she still wouldn't have sex with him.
2. While Jim, the dinner john, was having dinner with Monique, the dinner whore, Marilou walked by the table at the restaurant. When Marilou saw Jim with Monique, an attractive woman, Jim's SMV went up in Marilous's estimation.
3. Dinner johns would be much better off just going to a prostitute for sex. Don't forget your condoms!
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John McCain is more like John McCane: a fiesty, old, very white guy with a chip on his shoulder and some very scarey ideas. He reminds me of my grandfather when he's off his meds.
President? No way! That ship sailed in 2000...and sunk.
John McCain has become John McCane: grumpy, old and wild-eyed.
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The full name for the biggest cunting fucking bastard that ever walked the face of the earth. He has been known to be acting the cunt for nearly 21 years now.
Jesus that john stack character is an awful cunting fuck!!
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