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the perfect song for your school
joe: hey guys. I have something for you *plays pump up kicks*
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When you lay on your side or back and lift your leg and fart to garner attention. (looks like a pair of scissors)
Lane pulled a scissor kick blast in front of my family. What a pig!
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1. (noun) Term for an imaginary device that delivers punishment to one who has presented a sub-standard idea or has committed a critical error. Literally, such discipline may be presented in the form of a harsh lecture.
2. (noun) A mechanical device outfitted with several army boots on a rotating wheel used for automated physical punishment. The receiver is strapped into a stationary position to recieve repeated mechanical kicks to the buttocks until they have realized the error of their ways. Sometimes used for pleasure in sexual situations.
3. (adjective) Slang term used for an athlete or a sports team known for winning by a large margin in competition.
4. (adjective) Slang term used to describe a person of unusually great strength and physical prowess.
1. The Principal was determined to strap at least one of them into the ass kicking machine as he knew they were responsible for filling his gas tank with sand.
2. The ass kicking machine stalled on the 32nd stroke, so Wanda's loose caboose had less bruises than last week.
3. Walter sat eating a sandwich and wondered why he betted against the ass kicking machine that the German Women's Bowling league was.
4. Dude, I'm out. The bouncer is an ass kicking machine and he knows you fucked his girlfriend last year.
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To make things more intense, exciting, or interesting.
(introduced by chef Emeril Lagasse in reference to spicing up his recipies)
Guest: Dude, this party sucks!
Host: Let's kick it up a notch! (brings out strippers and beer)
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Formally known as a purse dog, this is an especially annoying breed of Chihuahua (Mexican Rat). It has an extremely annoying bark and tiny ass body. It will bark for the hell of it and will drive you fucking insane. Their very presence will make you want to pick up their bitch-ass and drop-kick them right over the fence. Basically, it is a hell spawn.
Greg to Bob: "There goes Tina and her drop-kick chihuahua. That thing drives me insane!"
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1. To beat the hell out out of somebody, you don't have to literally kick them in the ass.
2. Famous threat used by Hank hill.
Example 1
Keep talking shit and Im gonna kick your ass!
Example 2
Hank: Dang it Dale I'm gonna kick your ass.
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The 18th of October is Kick an Asian Day. You have the ability to kick anyone of your Asian friends for this day and not get in trouble.
I can’t wait for kick an Asian day can you?
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