I know you are, but what am I?

An amateur insult comeback. It is often regarded as one of the worst possible insult comebacks, being criticized for its lack of creativity, low versatility, and manipulation of English grammar in the word "you."

The comeback was popularized by a scene from the 1985 film 'Pee-Wee's Big Adventure,' in which Pee-Wee Herman repeatedly says the comeback after being told a string of insults by someone else.

Mark: You should have let me copy your test answers in class today.
Jim: No, it's against the rules. Stop relying on me to bail you out all the time. You're such a blowhard sometimes...
Mark: Oh, yeah? Well, you're a coffee whore whose father is on crack!
Jim: I know you are, but what am I?
Mark: You're a loser who doesn't let me copy your test answers in class!
Jim: I know you are, but what am I?
Mark: -_- seriously dude

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I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings

From Bob's Burgers: a special Cajun flavor burger (pun on "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings")

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings, you should try it!"

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How? Nah we know how, why?

The term given to a male person that weighs at least 175 pounds and has an indescribably ambrosial girlfriend whose persona and almost flawless anatomy far exceeds the given male's most intimate fantasies that he had during his first wet dream. The aforementioned male is far below the world wide standard of "average bloke" yet someHOW the relationship (while disobeying all laws of physical attraction and logical sense) has been and continues to be, sustained....oops we know HOW, the question is WHY?

Wow that is one sexy girl! Wait, who the hell is that holding her hand? Oh no, you have to be joking. Steups, How? Nah we know how, why?

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you know what really sucks?

the warning of when the sayer is about to do something bad, really bad.

"Hey, Johnny, you know what really sucks?"
"what?"
*5-stars Johnny*
"that's what really sucks."

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I know you are but what am I

Basically you can't come back from it unless you use an Uno reverse card. An op roast for kids 7-10

Gay1:your mum gay lol
Gay2:no u

Gay1:uno reverse card

Gay2:I know you are but what am I

Gay1:fuck

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You know what we should do

A phrase usually uttered before a terrible idea.

Steve:You know what we should do?

Bill:No, what?

Steve:Build a castle, on top of a car. It's like a motorhome for kings!

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You don't know what I got.

A phrase that is used by rex in victorious stating that Tori doesn't know what rex has in his pants , Also a term that can be used when misgendered or wanting to imply you may be another gender . usually used as a joke.

Sasha: Yeah me and Mikasa had a kid together. (joking)
Jean: That's not biologically possible
Sasha: You don't know what I got. okay? (bursts out laughing)
Jean: (Also bursts out laughing)
Connie: (Doesn't know what's going on but starts laughing too)