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An interdimensional bringer of treats and beats usually transcending her lucky recipients to full floorgasm.
Grasshopper 1: "Whoa... do you feel that razzle in your dazzle?"
Grasshopper 2: "Yes my friend, the Lunch Lady is about to do her damn thang!"
An super awesome person with a boyfriend who plays the saxophone.
"Hey, look, it's Lady Saxophone!"
a phrase derived from the term "gentlemans wash" it is the female equivlent that involves washing ones private parts using a bidet
had this grebo dress on all week now i right need a lady's wash
A gay sexual act consisting of shoving an 8 inch metal rod into a male’s urethra, followed by fitting the opposite end of the rod into that person’s partner’s urethra, which segues into both parties getting their pelvis’ slowly closer together, mimicking the iconic spaghetti-eating dinner scene from Disney’s Lady And The Tramp.
Friend 1: So how did it go?
Friend 2: Oh just wonderfully, as soon as we got home he got really horny and decided to play with me... we did The Lady And The Tramp and I’m still sore from it
Friend 1: *grabbing his crotch* Oh uhmmmmm ok...
mother monster, the creator of universe, humans, animals, elements and german, is also known as lady gaga.
(Crazy lady):- {a woman who isnt sane} {A lady that flips out for no apparent reason}
Crazy lady}_what the fuck is your problem {other girl} what are you talking ? { crazy lady } your stealing my thought ! Your selfish!{someone walking by} what’s that all about ?{ other girl}. } I have no idea but that’s one {{crazy lady}}!!!!
1. A really good looking face that makes the ladies swoon and fight for the man who posseses it.
2. A guys face that all the ladies want to kiss.
Me looking in the mirror: Dang, my lady melter is stunning today.
Random girl: OH I WANNA KISS YOUR FACE!
Another random girl: NO HE IS MINE!
*Girls fight*