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When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.
Sample 1
Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?
Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.
Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!
Sample 2
Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.
Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.
When a girl is on her period and you still give her a broken propeller.
Guy 1: Even though my girlfriend was on her period we still had sex last night.
Guy 2: How did that go? Did you give her an angry dragon?
Guy 1: No, I was going to hard that I gave her the flight for life before I could get to that.
An expression used on the internet and Xbox LIVE meaning "for life." This phrase is making fun of when people use "4 life." It was popularized by Team ICE.
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Death metal for christians.
You:What the hell are those christians playing.
Me:Fucking Life Metal.
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A term the technologically (mostly) illiterate throw around to demonstrate that they understand these newfangled computers. Formerly known as "good ideas."
A: "Did you know that if you take a shampoo bottle, pour some shampoo on your hand, and mush it into your head when you're in the shower, your hair will smell better? Lol, my favorite life hack!"
B: "Shut up."
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When you have several relationships in a short amount of time, but havent dated any of your ex-girlfriends for more than 2 weeks.
dating 3 girls in the same week but only knowing them on facebook means your living "The Tezzy Life"
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The life obtained by the unshakable pursuit of the longevity of the utmost self advancement in all facets of ones life.
Me: "I just closed a $1,000,000,000 deal while enjoying three 21 years old virgins on my yacht with 100 year old cognac on my breath."
You: "Boss Life"
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