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He is a bully and doesn’t know when to stop talking. He has no hairline and always uses hairlines to make a joke even though he doesn’t have one.
Matthew is retarded
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Jesus calls the pharisees hypocrites because they allowed their traditions to overule the command of God. Their tradition was to dedicate something "devoted to God" in order to get out of doing it somewhere else. So instead of helping their parents, as God had commanded in the Old Testament, they would devote their help "to God." to get out of doing so.
Matthew 15:4 in context (3-9):Jesus replied, "And why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition? For God said, 'Honor your father and mother' and 'Anyone who curses his father or mother must be put to death.'But you say that if a man says to his father or mother, 'Whatever help you might otherwise have received from me is a gift devoted to God,' he is not to 'honor his father' with it. Thus you nullify the word of God for the sake of your tradition. You hypocrites! Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you:
" 'These people honor me with their lips,
but their hearts are far from me.
They worship me in vain;
their teachings are but rules taught by men.'
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a badass who always got weed brownies and will fuck your shit up in mortal kombat
Jamal: Hey lets go to matthews house and smoke weed
Aiden: ight
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Wanking prick. Gets mad too easy and is very immature. He can be loving at times and a great guy friend but no one likes him. He masturbates too much, he is so very annoying. Matthew is heavily into sports and SOOOO akward with girls. Hes complains about having no friends when people try to be his mate and he’s just to akward and shy. He’s very funny at times but incredibly mean at times. He does something bad to you then blames it on you and cries about it. He overthinks everything like, literally.
1: “I’m single”
2: “You broke up with Matthew?”
1: “no he broke up with me and blamed it on me!”
2: “wh-“
1: “he was so shy and never talked to me and he blamed that on me!”
2: “that prick!”
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He is so handsome. Wow what a tall and good looking boy. Very sweet and adorable when he smiles. Sometimes a ddonggo shekki but it’s ok. He’s cute so he makes up for it most of the time by just being a cute person. Very sweet and handsomeeeeeee. Don’t let him go :3
The best boyfriend ever has to be a Matthew
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A proper dick head a ginger twat
Matthew He is pedo never hav sex love girls what are no popular he shout outs girls he loves
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Dave Matthews Band is a talented band that took root in Charlottesville, Virginia during the early nineties. Known for astonishing live performances, the band grew a cult following as diverse as the members, themselves. Word first spread of the “tripping billies” from Virginia through bootleg live recordings and counter-counter music festivals in 92. Featuring a discography that expands on every emotion, the blend incorporates a mix of jazz, folk, and jam-band. Benefiting from classically educated musicians, the mind-expanding arrangements have inspired music majors and instructors alike. The setlist is changed every night, meaning the band has dozens of intricate songs on memory, allowing 4 day-weekend performances. Though the band’s personalities are charming, humble and inclusive, trendhumpers go out of their way to piss on these guys. For some, it’s an intolerance of all things masculine; for others, hatred is fueled by the stereotypes of DMB followers. One critique being how bland, stupid and generic the band is-for this crowd, two radio edits are enough to ignore the 50+ other gems. Don’t be surprised if the david bowie loyalist in the purple v-neck quotes pitchfork media as a means of establishing his or her supremacy over your twelve years as a school-instructed musician. When defending Dave, speak of how eco-friendly the band is and moved on-you were deemed bro from the start but planted a little dave seed, you may have.
Hipster: Hey man, what you listening to?
Cellist: The Dave Matthews Band! I just got their ne...
Hipster: O no, bro (walks away)
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