A person who plays call of duty so much that they physically become a beast when they're not on it.
Mum: Hey Joseph I'm gonna sell COD. GTFO my swamp.
Joseph: *turns into cod monster*
What David's peers moaned and sexually called him in 9th grade PE.
Bob moaned to David,"Oh David, you polish monster..."
Monster Ned is Oral Paul’s/Earl Paul’s first victim. After getting molested at his place of work, Dave and Buster’s, he turned into an inter-dimensional monster. He now travels through dimensions, trying to get revenge.
Oral Paul: “Monster Ned, I am going to molest you again.”
Finn and Marbles: “Not fucking cool man.”
The two dollars and fifty cents you save just to buy a monster (the energy drink that is).
Jp-"Gah! I only have $1.50...Damnit!"
Molly-"Nah dont worry I got monster money"
Jp-"yay!"
In the game of basketball, when a person shoots, the defender is allowed to try to deter, or block the shot. When the block is succesful, and extremely rediculous, the person who was blocked is then said to be "blochness monstered"
Did you see that!? Yao Ming just got BLOCHNESS MONSTERED by Nate Robinson!!!
when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.
oh man, today I was shitting monsters.
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A ginger creature that can smell gargle(beer/alcohol ) up to a mile away. Often to be found wearing Astro turf runners whilst consuming copious amounts of gargle. The Gargle Monster is also fond Derby County FC and his favourite food is Seabass.
The Gargle Monster is drinking too much in the pub