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putter monster

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.

Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!

by Onion1246 March 4, 2011


puff monster

A large, ravenous, vaginal monster that destroys and consumes anything in its path.

My coworker scares me, her puff monster was especially hungry today.

by Cheezedizz January 26, 2017


Binky Monster

A artist, business or company that appropriates (usually indigenous) cultures and then silences critique, particularly by deleting comments on social media. From the term monster and binky meaning a pacifier or silencer.

That clothing company is such a binky monster with their teepee tshirts. I commented on their face book that it was uncool and they just delete comments.

by Dokinchan February 6, 2016


booty monster

someone who is obsessed with the booty. they will grab it at any means necessary and won't hesitate to chomp on it at any second.

"you're such a booty monster" my boyfriend said to me as i violently attacked his rear end.

by therealpussyqueen June 21, 2022


scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.

He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.

by me5000 October 15, 2010


Toilet Monster

The monster that comes out of the poop hole and eats your buttcheek as you set down your phone, for the first time in 30 minutes.

Did you hear about Johnny? I heard he got his buttcheek eaten by the toilet monster.

by TheDefinerOfWords99 March 12, 2015


Grog monster

A person who is obsessed with alcoholic beverages and craves the feeling of being drunk.

“I once saw a sexy little readhead, I asked for his name. He responded chrissy. I was keen on a root until I seen he was a grog monster

by 111-… March 4, 2022