Talk to me nice

To let someone know you want them to flirt with you until they sleep with you

what's up talk to me nice so we can take care of business

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nice tooth brush

when a girl licks the toliet seat and then makes out with you

dude my gf just gave me a nice tooth brush

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it was really nice to meet you

"you couldn't understand how much i wanted to fuck you"
normally sent as a text message after one has met a potential female in a bar or such situation and has had an unsuccesful night in terms of sleeping with said female. the general underlying message remains; "i'm going to play the nice guy role and hopefully fuck you sometime in the future"
ever man's most depressing text message

it was really nice to meet you tonight, we should hook up soon for a 'drink'

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Talk to me nice

New York slang for can you drop the price or my wallets looking a lil dry

Man: how much?
Clerk: $500
Man: come on man talk to me nice

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Rich Kids with Nice Cameras

Those kids who think they can be a photographer just because their parents bought them an expensive camera and they know how to change eye color in photoshop.

Yo, check out these modeling pics of my friend...isn't she hot!!?

nah dude...she just looks hot because she got one of those rich kids with nice cameras to take her pictures.

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nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth

"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"

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Play a nice game of scrabble

To say that you are going to play or are playing nice game of scrabble is to, announce that you are going to take a nap or go to bed or you are already sleeping.

My grandfather decided to play a nice game of scrabble when instead of helping my grandmother