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Right as a guy is about to finish during sex, he pulls out and cums straight up in the air, like fireworks on the Fourth of July. Then he proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth and spits it into the girl's vagina, like a machine gun.
I didn't think anyone could get pregnant orally until Becka got preggers by the Fourth of July Machine Gun.
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This is a type of technique that only the most skilled race of females are able to use. It is when they utilize both palms and firmly grasp your shaft to satisfy her master's needs. She moves her wrists in a circular motion while lubricating the penis with her mouth liquids- hence washing machine.
David: Damn yo my bitch hit me with the double reverse washing machine last night
Sid: Oh word forreal how was it
David: My nigga I busted in like 13 seconds
Sid: Damn yall tryna have a threesome
David: Ye I'll ask
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The greatest rapper and bodybuilder of all time. 2pac and biggie died because his lyrics blew em away.
Also known as MC Keegs, he is an uprising rapper from Compton. As a member of no gang, he puts his studies first while balancing rapping and weight lifting. his immense strength and influence in the community is unrivaled.
Usually as a compliment, which bestows enormous value on the beholder. The only person to ever meet this title is MC Keegs, the Lean Mean Keegan Machine.
Currently, he has projected 5 albums, of which we know the name
Album #1: Mothafuckin' Hoes
Album#2 All over My Dick
Album #3 Parental Advisory
Album #4: My bitch is my dawg
Album #5 THE Lean, Mean Keegan Machine
Dude, ya hear Ugly, a single from Mothafuckin' Hoes by the LEAN MEAN KEEGAN MACHINE?. It's amazing. The only song on my ipod.
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A machine capable of solving the toughest mathematical problems in polynomial time. It knows everything, is all powerful and gives you answers before you even ask a question. I didn't know what to write here, so I asked it, it gave me this response.
Guy1: What do they keep in area 51?
Guy2: The non-deterministic turing machine. They don't want you to know they have it, but they've been using it to solve crazy math problems in polynomial time for YEARS!
Guy1: Dude, you're fucked up.
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Self-explanatory, it's going in one hole or another... There is no stopping it
Timmy: Where is my Weighted Dildo raping machine?
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...
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2 in the pink, 2 in the stink and 1 to keep the beat.
I tried the shocker after I gave her a french horn but what really kicked up the tempo was the five finger drum machine.
When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)
Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.