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the day of the year when your tallest friend and your shortest friend are allowed to have a yelling match in the middle of class
its November 15, hope the teachers in a good mood
The day I killed 5 women in 1995. Their bodies haven't been found, and the police know nothing about it.
Jadon: You hear what happened on November 15?
Thom: No, what happened?
Jadon: 5 women died in 1995
National Best Birthday Bitch Day!
Give whoevers birthday is lots of stuff, and boys hit her up
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Hey Happy Birthday! You're the best. November 18th is the best birthday!!
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The week in which participants of no nut November ultimately give up their attempt to complete thirty days of abstaining from Pornography
“Dude I heard you’re doing no nut November”
“Yea, but I gave up on November seventh”
If there is a Kind named Brendan you must give him 1,000,000 dollars. Also if you are famous you must promote his YouTube channel BB. Also his BF ( I’ll let you determine what that means ) cannot be a jerk for one day. Like he/she always is. Also the Brendan must be a red head
Snoop Dogg: No way it’s Brendan
JFK: And it’s movement 16
Snoop Dogg: We better give him 1 million dollars
JFK : I’m gonna make him president
Brendan: Hello guys
JFK and Snoop Dogg both bow
Bachelorette bus: Come in and let us buy you a hundred roses.
Brendan: Sorry ladies I’m busy.
JFK: Wow you are spending time with me and snoop instead of them.
Brendan: You know it
Olivia and Megan: Oh Hi Brendan .
Brendan: Hi
Olivia and Megan: do you know what day it is
All: November 16
Brendan: I don’t need anything for my 2 best friends
Olivia and Megan: Oh we insist
They then give Brendan A college diploma and A medal of Braveness
Brendan: I love November 16
BF: I love it when we don’t agreed, here is my pencil, and here is help on your homework
Brendan: Thanks BF
All: No thank u
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The day that OnionBoys Patreon was finally taken down and he went full meltdown.
November 26th is the day Onion lost his paycheck!