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A bad guy is a sweet man, a man who commands respect with the way he looks,talks and treats his woman, someone who looks very calm outside but can be very freaky 😍😍
Me: that Akinwale guy is a very good bad guy, you’d legit fantasize about him your whole life.
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The sexual position sometimes favored by men who need to awaken early and prefer to receive a good nights sleep, as opposed to having sex.
Yeah, Angel is a freak, but I think I am gonna rock the sleepy guy position tonight.
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You know the guy, middle aged, not a looker by far. One day he decides to wear a vest, and someone pays him a half way compliment, like “hey nice vest”. From there a trend starts, he rocks a vest everyday, no matter the occasion. At work, at the gym, PTA meeting, shopping at the mall, high-speed pursuit and oh yeah it goes with anything, pants, shorts, velor jump suit, slacks, biker shorts. We have all seen him, day in and day out, “vest guy”.
A party isn’t a party until vest guy shows up.
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A male is usually bi or gay that is obsessed with the Twilight franchise who never admits who he is an addict to Twilight but you can easily tell.
1. "God, Becky look a Chase he's such a twi guy. You haven't seen his locker yet have you?
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that guy you met on social media. pretends to be your age and share the same interests with you. Most likely a lot older than you. What a turtle guy. that person who seems like a wannabe normie.
"I met some nice people on discord yesterday, but this one guy seemed a bit suspicious. I think I'm gonna stay away from that turtle guy."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."
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1. A smart aleck.
2.One who makes snide, sardonic and concieted comments and genereally acts like an arrogrant bastard.
3. The best retort ever.
Person 1: Hey you idiot.
Person 2: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Person 1: What?
Person 2 (aggressively): I said wise guy!
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A man who always gets screwed by a chick but never gets laid.
Dude #1: Damn, Cynthia went out to dinner with me, talked about her problems, then got back with her crappy ex.
Dude #2: Thats what you get for being a nice guy: Always screwed, never laid.
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