troll piss

any particularly nasty sports/energy drink, esp. one of a manifestly unnatural color

I'm so dehydrated I could choke down some troll piss.

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Piss Chicken

(pis chiken) n. 1.A 40 o.z. bottle of malt liquor (esp. Old English) that has been urinated in and smashed against someones head, esp. when in a fight or sneaking someone. 2. A sex act, defined by urinating in a person of the opposite sexes mouth while receiving oral sex, and then coercing them into swallowing it.

1. Hey nigguh, I'm about to hit this fool with my piss chicken rightchur.

2. Girl...I just wanna be open-minded wit' you. I want you to swallow this. Yeah, that's my Piss Chicken

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taking a piss

To be essentially fucking with someone or to be condescending to someone by implying that they are stupid.

Refers to when someone says "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining, jerky..."

Tom: "Thanks for the CD, I like rap music.."
Sue: "Are you taking a piss?"
Tom: "No, not at all. I really do like this CD. Thanks
a bunch...really."

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Piss crystals

The accumulated solids from dried piss. Often found on extremely neglected toilets, or more rarely, in unwashed bodily crevices.

I lifted the seat, and the rim was glistening with piss crystals.

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can of piss

Dublin northside saying.
Used to describe a useless person because what good is a "can of piss" to anybody.

you can expand this further by saying: you're some can of monkey piss, donkey piss or even whale piss.

Patch: I dropped your phone in the sink!!
Kevin: You're some can of piss, i tells ya.

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fire piss

A burning sensation when urinating after drinking an exceptional amount of liquor, or sometimes for no reason at all... like i just did

Shit man, usually I get fire piss when I drink a 40, but this was a complete blindside.

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Piss ass

A term used to express the euphoria of the famous, yet painful, poop, which involves much water (piss), with the expected, but inadequate, actual poop. In severe cases, blood can be involved.

I've got to take a dump.
*Sits on the toliet*
*Sounds of a hose pouring into water*
Fucking piss ass.

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