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A name for Ashley.
A very annoying nick name
DIRTY!!!
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The Dirty Diesel Pump is the Dirtiest of them all. It consists of a man and a woman. The woman sits down on our face and you gently massage her clit with your tounge and as she is having an orgasm and spews her juices all down your lips she farts excessively right down your nostrils.
Hey douge, Yea Johny, I just got a dirty diesel pump, Man that's sick. Was it the same hooker from before. NO it was that other hefer down on main st.
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When a man pulls on his foreskin, creating an air tight seal around someone’s bare asshole, then harvests the fart and replants it into someone’s mouth.
I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.
When a penis is so large that that it actually increases the size of a women’s butt during sexual intercourse.
Omg Becky look at your butt!! How did you get that overnight?! Oh you know, it was the sausage hump pump!
In crypto, when coins you don’t own pump but you’re in a better coin that’s appreciating more with interest and paying off over a longer time frame.
Bro don’t get REKT by Pump Fake Envy, just HODL your HEX coins.
A phrase used when an inexperienced driver doesn't know how to operate his apparatus, and can't flow water on a fire scene.
Nozzleman: "hoseline to engine, give us our water."
Pumper: "engine to hoseline, hold where you are I can't get this thing to flow any water!"
Seasoned officer: "Tank to pump Frank!"
To achieve a point of intoxication that if one were to consume another beverage, one would likely get alcohol poisoning and need to have his/her stomach pumped.
Being "one from the pump" can be characterized by blackouts, shitting one's undergarments, contracting an STD, and numerous bruises.
Rob:"Remember when you had a bath with Becky last night?"
Kev: "WTF! Becky is my cousin. You ain't serious?"
Rob: "Yeah man...you were like one from the pump."