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When you take a man by a sack and use it like you would a car shifter.
I’m putting someone in third gear because they stole my car
When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.
Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"
Something you say to an annoying girl that won’t stop complaining about insignificant things
Girl: OMG I can’t believe Doug would go around spreading rumors like that, like you have to have proof otherwise it’s just opinions, blah blah blah
Guy: I don’t give free therapy. Put out or shut up, Jessica.
1- he fine as fuck, put the freak on tha phone.
2- this food good as hell, put the freak on tha phone .
The act of putting your penis back in your trousers before fully shaking your drips
'Sorry i was rushing, i had a bit of a Premature Put Away (P.P.A)' Hope it doesnt stain.
When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.
"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."
when a person tells you obvious lies, and will cite very spurious sources to support their claims. Often brought by loose anecdotal evidence.
Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."