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put the fucking lotion in the basket

A slightly aggressive way of telling somebody to put lotion in a basket

Buffalo Bill: It places the lotion in the basket
Catherine: I wanna see my mommy. Please no...
Buffalo Bill: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

by jessbrown February 24, 2021


Put that in your ass and fuck it.

A More harsh and direct version of put that in your pipe and smoke it. Basically a way of telling someone how it is and if they don't like it they can go fuck themselves.

I've told you a million times that I think your a cunt so Put that in your ass and fuck it.

by Cuntgasm December 6, 2022


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by Tristan reads the dictionary January 22, 2023


Putting paper in the frying pan

A phrase used towards a person starting shit for no reason.

"Dave you've only had two pints, stop putting paper in the frying pan"

by Fat60yearoldNigeriansexkiller April 21, 2019


put zero fingers up

No idea how to talk to women

Did you see that picture he put zero fingers up he gets no bitches and has no idea how to talk to women

by TheQueensdoctor September 11, 2022


Put a Piñata In Your Closet

A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.

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person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}

by AlmightyChad December 14, 2022


Never put a stone on the table.

Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.

Even when the conversation lulls, never put a stone on the table.

by ShodunTheShadow April 16, 2019