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The disorder where some retards have sweet mustaches at early ages
Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache
Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
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A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.
Last night, I was so hungry that I made myself a Retard Sandwich.
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Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!
Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"
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Being extraordinarilly retarded is being very fucking dumb it is extraordinary. Your whole fucking brain is in a mess.
Matthew:"Holy shit that guy on the quiz was so extraordinarilly retarded!"
Jesse:"Yea what the actual fuck."
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When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.
EXAMPLE:
'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.
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A person who can’t understand things as easily as other people. They can’t comprehend outside knowledge. They are normally very annoying and very stupid
Frankie go away!!! You better get out of here you albino retard!!!!!!
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when someone is so new to a relationship they don't know what the fuck to do
The bitch is so relationship retarded she told my mom she was ugly when she met her.
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