When you blow a load in a rubber and drop it into the ho's shoe. She comes out, gets dressed, and steps into a River North Landmine.
I nailed this chick and slipped the used rubber into one of her shoes when she went to take a shit. When she came out and put on her clothes she stepped into a River North Landmine.
A place where you don’t even know if it’s real or not for being in central Jersey and you will find so many white boys trying to be hood or gang. The school cares more about dress code than the boys bathroom who smells like acid with shit. You can’t even talk shit in portuguese or Spanish because everyone understands.
“South River New Jersey is not even real, it’s central Jersey”
What some would refer to as a larger lady, not so classy, and may have been in a fist fight or two.
Ex: Pam from Archer, Rosie O'Donnell, Marge Simpson, your mom.
Tyler - "After John's white trash girlfriend got preggers, she got huuuuge."
Kevin - "Yeah man, she turned into a real river barge."
When two or more people gather at the mouth of a river to consume fries, usaually bought at McDonald's or at worst Burger King. This is strictly a BYOF kind of party unless you are invited by someone already with fries. Chicken McNuggets are also acceptable.
Teresaa and Conor went down to Frasier river to eat a bunch of river fries
Referring to a substantial amount of liquid or can also be used when an individual has excess verbal communication with another; often preformed in a irritating manner
Dude 1: “I had such bad diarrhoea yesterday it was like the river Mekong”
Dude 2: “shut up dude, you’ve been spewing out the river Mekong for the last ten minutes”
Joke from AvM fandom. Beck=river so basically Alan Becker
A: hy do u watch alan riverer?
B:u mean alan becker???
A:ye
When a girl or your homies eat your ass and then spit on your gooch without swallowing in between.
Did you hear Hailey gave Jon a piled river?