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A Seaweed Salad is created when a man is about to ejaculate and he leaves the smallest portion of the head of his penis inside the female so as not to shoot the semen all the way into the vagina. The man then uses the necessary amount of fingers to "scoop" or "spoon" out the semen from the vagina.
The man than cups the hands, so the semen gathers into a small pool in the palm, and the female spits into the pool in order to make the semen more of a "salad dressing" consistency.
Once the pool is nice and runny, the man (who must have a hairy butthole/taint) slathers (or "dresses") the butthole/taint region with the Seaweed Salad dressing.
The female than enjoys her healthy Seaweed Salad in an "eating out" fashion.
The pubic hair is the salad/seaweed portion, and it is encouraged that the female consumes some of said hair during the eating out process. Chop-Sticks are not allowed, the tongue is the only utensil needed.
Boom.
So the waitress from P.F. Chang's came over last night and had a real nice Seaweed Salad. Luckily I had some extra sesame seeds in my pantry or else she would have tasted a little too much Eel Sauce in her bowl.
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Alabama Salad is the act of taking a shit in a gaped asshole and eating it out
Randy tossed an alabama salad to his dead puppy
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that bike over in the corner of the garage that has a new set of handle bars but also three flat tires and a rusty chain; the delectable-looking box of brownies that Johnny brings into class when you know that he's got a terrible drooling problem and his mother let him help with the baking; a myriad of beverages you encounter in a perfectly lit vending machine, however, every single choice is diet
basically, a large quantity of something that would normally be great but no one really wants or knows what to do with
in summation: "whatever"
"I got to go see my favorite band ever on a paid weekend excursion; but to my dismay the homeless man riding next to me in the bus to our destination, some city named Toledo, threw up vigorously upon my lap. It was meat salad"
"He tried to wear the same color pants, shirt, and shoes but they were slightly different tones; and to tell you the truth, the idea wasn't all too great of one in the first place. The result, and I'm not speaking of Lady GaGa, was a sort of meat-salad outfit."
"I could have gotten you a roast beef sub instead of this tuna-pickle sandwich on pumpernickel, but the lady at the deli counter told me that the beef was fourteen days old."
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the smacking of two asses together
When two people are in love they kneel backend to backend and proceed to smack their asses together.
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The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with ones girlfriend, while feeding her salad full of grated, dry, feces.
I gave my girlfriend a cannonball salad last night, she hasn't spoken to me since.
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contents of a hamburger, or cheeseburger, only wrapped in lettuce, not on a bun. also called "protein style"
For healthy people, who have a burger craving
served at almost all fast-food hamburger places.
someone walks into a popular burger place and orders a double-double, protein style.
I would like a double-double w/cheese, protein style to go.
I will take one meat-salad please
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Where someone sticks there finger up their ass,and goes to somebody and says, "Smell this chicken salad I had for lunch."If the person is stupid enough it should work.
Joker:Hey dude smell this chicken salad I had for lunch.
Idiot:Ok
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